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Scottish Colin, the offshore oil worker;  Meg "Front Loader" Garven; Steve Mitchell; Frank "One Eyed" Rosser - Sydney Thirsty Hash House Harriers; Willy "Beach" Eaton

Big Mac and Fried Brain Please!
Those Ozzie girls have been at it again! This girl goes to do a bit of shopping with her Aunt, who asks to drive. Toward the end of the day, they decide to order at a drive-thro McDonalds. Her Aunt orders the usual Big mac etc., same for her niece.... only the order isn't forthcoming...because she has just placed the order with the rubbish bin near to the order point!
Source - TripleM Radio, Sydney

Marriage Can Be Bad For You!
A Malaysian woman who was due to be married died after being bitten by a 3 metre long king cobra. Family member said "When it was time for prayers, Arni took her nieces into the room to change their clothes. She did not see the snake on the bed and it bit her. She was buried in her wedding dress
Source - New Sunday Times, Malaysia

Bolywood P*rn Stars!
Police in India's eastern state of Orissa rounded up about 200 people watching a p*rn movie in a cinema hall & made them do 10 sit-ups in public as punishment. Parents of teenagers under 17 caught in the net were ordered to watch the punishment, while all the culprits were made to take a vow never to watch a sleazy movie again (yeah - right! I reckon they'll have pecs like Schwarzeneggerif this keeps up!)
Source - Hindustan Times

Country and Western meets blues

These are all titles of genuine country & western songs. Funny how they never made it!

• My wife ran off with my best friend and I sure do miss him.
• Her teeth were stained but her heart was pure
• How can I miss you if you won't go away?
• Get your tongue outta my mouth 'cos I'm kissing you goodbye
• I flushed you from the toilets of my heart
• Mama get the hammer (there's a fly on Papa's head)
• You done tore out my heart and stomped that sucker flat.
• I wouldn't take her to a dogfight, 'cos I'm afraid she's win.

and of course, my favourite....

• You're the reason our kids are so ugly.

and there's more!
Source - Strange Cosmos